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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue when it happened.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway through Excite.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
Your phone bill is delivered in a box.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
The last girl you picked up was only a jpeg.
You forget what year it is.
You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited." |
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