The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner goes inside and asks his clerk whats up.
"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldnt find the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once."
"Laxatives wont cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily.
"Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. "Look at him. Hes afraid to cough."
