A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.
Because, the man says, I live in a two-story house.
The Judge replies, What kind of a reason is that! Whats the big deal about a two-story house?
The man answers, Well Judge, one story is**I have a headache** and the other story is **Its that time of the month!**
