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Q: What do elves learn in school?
Christmas Present
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?
A: I dont like sprouts !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santas little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll. |
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