Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse.
Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot. The second man married a telephone operator.
Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, Wow, he`s one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button.. Va-voom.
The third man married a school teacher.
Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid. At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher`s husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn`t call until much later in the day. |
