As the priest was leaving his church after the service, he accidentally bumped a gorgeous blonde parishioner, knocking her left tit with his elbow.
Im so sorry, the priest gushed. Then after a moment of hesitation added, But Im sure that if your heart is as soft as your breast, theres a place for you in heaven.
Well, said the blonde, if your cocks as hard as your elbow, we should go into those bushes and fuck!
