A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.
A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, What was that all about?
The bartender replies, Look up panda in the dictionary, pal.
And so, the patron retrieves his Websters dictionary from his coat pocket and looks up the word panda.
Whats it say? asks the bartender.
The patron replies with a grin, Eats shoots and leaves. |
