| |
| Home > Jokes > Bar Jokes > I can bite both of my eyes |
| |
| This has been viewed 78 times |
| |
A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip. The guy says, Ill bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite my eye. The bartender accepts the bet, and the guy pulls out his glass eye and bites it.
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing the man cant possibly have two glass eyes. The guy then proceeds by taking out his false teeth and biting his other eye. |
|
|
| |
|
| Visitors Page Views |
Database Statistics |
Online Now
Today
Yesterday
Total (in million) |
147
3128
8878
2.18 |
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Flash Movies
Funny MP3
Flash Games
Jokes
|
13279
1135
115
463
600
1521
|
| Since 1st Sept 2007 |
|
