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At a piano bar in downtown New York City. The pianist sends his monkey down the bar to collect dollars and change everytime he plays a different melody on his piano.
A drunkard walks up to the bar, and orders a fresh mug of beer.The pianist just finishing another piano number. Send his monkey down the bar to collect tips. As the piano monkey makes his way down the bar. He stops and takes a piss directly into the drunkards beer. So the drunkard then walks over to the piano where the pianist is playing.He then slams his beer down onto the piano,and says Do you know your monkey just pissed in my beer??? The pianist replies Well if you recite a few lines I might be able to pick it up |
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