| A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Whats the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, thats tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder youre depressed." "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!" |
