| |
| Home > Jokes > Law Jokes > Lawyer jokes |
| |
| This has been viewed 14 times |
| |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The city-slicker attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. He did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldnt resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You are really a country hick, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldnt have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the t rain went through your ranch that morning. I didnt have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" The old rancher replied, "Well, Ill tell you young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning." |
|
|
| |
|
| Visitors Page Views |
Database Statistics |
Online Now
Today
Yesterday
Total (in million) |
149
4452
9896
2.60 |
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Flash Movies
Funny MP3
Flash Games
Jokes
|
15891
1244
115
463
600
2962
|
| Since 1st Sept 2007 |
|
