There was this guy, passing a bar who noticed a sign in the window: "Free beer for life. Just pass the test." He went in and asked the bartender, "What is the test?"
"All you have to do," said the bartender," is drink a pint of vodka, go into the back yard and extract a tooth from an alligator, and then go upstairs and satisfy a woman who has never been satisfied."
"No problem," said the guy. He immediately drank the vodka, and went into the yard. Several minutes later, after considerable commotion, he reappeared in the bar and said, "Now, where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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