It was the first day of the school year and the first grade teacher was asking her students their names. "What's your name?" she asked a little girl in the front row.
"Happy Butt," the little girl cheerfully replied.
"Honey, I don't think that's your name. I'd like you to go to the principal's office to get this straightened out," said the teacher.
So, the little girl went to the principal's office and he asked, "What's your name?"
"Happy Butt," she answered.
The principal phoned the little girl's mother to get this cleared up once and for all.
As soon as he hung up the phone, he looked at the litte girl and said, "Your name is Gladys, dear, not Happy Butt."
"Glad Ass, Happy Butt, what's the difference?" exclaimed the little girl. |
