Late For School
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Little Johnny was late getting to school.
"Johnny, you're late," scolded the teacher.

"It's not my fault, Miss Jones," Johnny replied. "It's because of the sign."

"What sign?" the teacher asked.

"The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow'. That's what I did," said Johnny.

 
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