| |
| Home > Jokes > Bar Jokes > Newly issued alcohol warnings |
| |
| This has been viewed 101 times |
| |
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob. |
|
|
| |
|
| Visitors Page Views |
Database Statistics |
Online Now
Today
Yesterday
Total (in million) |
203
5071
13610
3.16 |
Funny Pictures
Funny Videos
Flash Movies
Funny MP3
Flash Games
Jokes
|
19108
1514
115
463
600
4544
|
| Since 1st Sept 2007 |
|
