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06h00 G-Had TV.
Morning prayers.
08h30 Talitubbies.
Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.
09h00 Shouts of Praise.
More prayers.
11h00 Jihad's Army.
The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
12h00 Ready, Steady, Jihad!
Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.
12h30 Panoramadan.
The programme reports on Americas attempts to take over the world.
13h30 Xena: Modestly Dressed Housewife.
Xena stays at home and does some cooking.
14h00 Only Fools and Camels.
Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.
14h30 Green Peter.
The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.
15h00 Madrasah Challenge.
Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions.'Starter for ten, no praying.'
15h30 I Love 629.
A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet's entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.
16h00 Question Time.
Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.
17h00 Koranation Street.
Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.
17h30 Middle-East Enders.
The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.
18h00 Holiday.
The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.
18h30 Top of the Prophets.
Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?
19h00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin?
Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go 'inshallah', or ask the Islamic council?
20h00 FILM: Shariah's Angels.
The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
21h30 Big Brother.
Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week?
22h30 Shahs in their Eyes.
More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.
23h30 They think it's Allah over.
Quiz culminating in the 'don't feel the Mullah' round.
00h00 When Imams Attack.
Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.
00h30 The West Bank Show.
Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.
01h30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.
02h00 A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again.
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