A Catholic Priest and a Nun were out having a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said, "Shit, I missed."
Sister Marie told him to watch his language. At the next swing he missed again, "Shit, I missed." "Father, what filthy language! I am not going to play with you if you keep swearing."
The priest promises to do better.
At the next tee he misses again, usual reply, "Shit, I missed." Sister
Marie is really mad now and says, "Father, God is going to strike You
dead if you keep swearing like that." At the next tee, the priest
misses, swears, "Shit, I missed." Out of the sky comes a gigantic bolt
of lighting, which strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
Then the skies open up and a big booming voice says, "Shit, I missed."
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