A lawyer died and found himself at the pearly gates. He was admitted to heaven. He saw saints, martyrs, philanthropists, and great good people with their harps and wings all being treated very well. To his surprise, he was given a golden harp, special treatment, and a throne near God.
He was treated much better than anyone else. He asked, Are all lawyers treated like this? He was answered, We don't know. You're the first Laywer Heaven, first!
