Marriage one liners
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It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding, he plans to quit his job.
After the wedding ceremony was over, a little girl asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another."
They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But, he finally decided to let her go.
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."

 
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