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1. No really, Ill be out of here in only two more years.
2. My job prospects look really good.
3. The department is giving me so much support.
4. I just have one more book to read and then Ill start writing.
5. I turned down a lot of great job offers to come here.
6. Your latest article was so inspiring.
7. I would never date an undergraduate.
8. My work has a lot of practical importance.
9. Id be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.
10. It doesnt bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street. |
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