Two football players are sitting in a dorm and talking about girls. One says to the other, "I never get lucky. I'm just too ugly."
The other player says, "No man, you just need to go to where I live. Back home, girls don't even care what you look like."
So the ugly guy says, "Well lets go!" They take the bus and get off in the friend's neighborhood. They start walking down the street, and the ugly guy turns and sees this beautiful woman across the street, curling her finger towards herself and saying, "Come here." The ugly guy turns toward his friend and says, "You were right. I'll meet up with you later. See ya!"
So he runs across the street and starts following the woman. She disappears for a brief moment around the bend of a building and then reappears signaling with her finger, "Come here."
He continues to follow after her. She disappears behind another building, then reappears once again, still curling her finger, "Come here." Finally, he sees her at the top of an apartment's stairs. One last time she curls her finger, "Come here."
He goes up the stairs and walks into the apartment which is pitch dark. He closes the door behind him, and suddenly the lights turn on. There he sees the woman pointing at three kids saying, "I told you if you were bad I was going to bring you the Boogie Man!"
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