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How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull? - Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.
- What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with melted candy? - He probably had a bad hare day.
- How does a rabbit make gold soup? - He begins with 24 carrots.
-What did the man say when the steamroller ran over his cat? -Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss.
-What did the doe say as she came running out of the brush? -"That's the LAST time I do THAT for two bucks!"
-Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? -Because they have cotton balls.
-What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? -A dog that runs for help after it bites your leg off.
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